Mere baare mein: Hi, Fappers and Drippers, I’m your international Alan Hardyman, the living embodiment of erotic handyman duties. Hard to explain my English name: I'm born in Italy, I live In Greece but I act for American audience. I speak Italian because it’s the sexiest language in the world, but I’m sure you’ll understand me thanks to the subtitles. I'm the man who has surpassed a BILLION VIEWS across platforms and received two Society Awards. I am the factotum of the global pornosphere, always ready to serve the cause with philosophical resignation. A performer who ventures into monetized vaginas, handling coitus the way a capitalist office drone handles a spreadsheet: resigned to his fate, aware that free will is an illusion and that we live in a deterministic reality. Writer, producer, and editor of the pleasure-packed videos titled FUCKTOTUM, which everyone calls ENTERTAINMENT, yet no one dares to call ART.
Mere bare men:
Hi, Fappers and Drippers, I’m your international Alan Hardyman, the living embodiment of erotic handyman duties. Hard to explain my English name: I'm born in Italy, I live In Greece but I act for American audience. I speak Italian because it’s the sexiest language in the world, but I’m sure you’ll understand me thanks to the subtitles. I'm the man who has surpassed a BILLION VIEWS across platforms and received two Society Awards. I am the factotum of the global pornosphere, always ready to serve the cause with philosophical resignation. A performer who ventures into monetized vaginas, handling coitus the way a capitalist office drone handles a spreadsheet: resigned to his fate, aware that free will is an illusion and that we live in a deterministic reality. Writer, producer, and editor of the pleasure-packed videos titled FUCKTOTUM, which everyone calls ENTERTAINMENT, yet no one dares to call ART.
Fucktotum Vyaktigat jankari
Main hoon: 38 Varshon purana, purush, visham laingik vyakti
Se: Snyukt rajy amerika
Ruchiyan aur kamukta: Guda maithun, Thrisam, Samoohik chudaee, Krimpaee, Kamottejna, Sskvatring, Dohra prvesh, Poosi chatna
Bhasha: Angreji, Arbi, Phrench, Italvi, Malayi, Spenis
Aay: Bara
Bachche: Nahin, lekin shayad kuchh chahie
Main kaisa dikhta hoon
Jatiyta: Safed
Sharir ke prkar: Ausat
Balo ki lnbaee: Lnba
Balon ke rng: Bhoora
Aankhon ka rng: Akhrot
Oonchaee: 4 phut 48 inch (122 semi)